3 is probably the weirdest number ever. He is friends with Luigi and 2. 3 is not friends with Mario, because

A more handsome 3.

when they met on Facebook, 3 told Mario that he had 3 eyes, 3 ears, 3 nostrils, 3 arms, 3 legs, 3 feet, and 3 MOUTHS? THOSE DON'T EVEN COME IN PAIRS! WHAT THE HECK! SERIOUSLY THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!! Mario didn't befriend 3 because he doesn't buy 2 shoes. Instead, he buys 2 identical pairs, then throws a shoe away. 3 is so wasteful. Other numbers that waste shoes are 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15. However, Luigi found 3 rather unique.

Not so popular on Facebook or Twitter.Edit

No he is not. He does not have too many friends. He, however is friends with Luigi and several numbers. He tries to become friends with as many friends as possible. However, since he frequently fails, he has about 5 friends.

I lied. He has 17 friends. The Yo Mamas are all friends with them. Stupid Yo Mama said they should
Yo mama

Joke about Poor Yo Mama

share the same account. Skinny Yo Mama agreed with her and Ugly Yo Mama set up the account.

When the Yo Mamas found 3, they saw how unique he was when they saw his posts and photos. Rich Yo Mama friended him and Pretty Yo Mama posted conversations with 3.

Small Head Yo Mama just banged her head on the keyboard and got this:

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3 posts lots of 3s in all his posts. 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333.


The Yo Mamas and a handful of Mario characters follow 3 on Twitter. Some of them include Daisy, Peach, and Fire Weegee. Lots of people are thinking of friending the rather unique number and they will have the most unique person on their followers list. Also, 3's actions, if they were in a movie would be rated Wai, for Who am I. Which equals PG-1second. Babies can watch it!

Fellow NumbersEdit

3 is real-life friends with odd numbers. That means 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, 17, 71632785713289, 9384710923, 1897309201, 91327509180325, 745298739 and 7567463056294736097289343.

How to defeat a 3Edit

Take one of its shoes. There. Done. He will freak out. 

3's reactionEdit

OH, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Herp and Derp must have done this.