Here are some funny quotes.
Quote 1
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Dude 1: Hey, bro!
Dude 2: Orb yeh!
Dude 3: Herb oy!
Dude 4:Yor ebh
Quote 2
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Boy 1: Lalalalalalalala.
Boy 2: Hey, dude, what's up!
Boy 1: Oh nothing much. You?
Boy 2: Oh, nothing really. My sister's head exploded.
(Boy 1 opens his mouth too wide and a fly flies into his mouth.)
Boy 1: GET IT OUT!
Quote 3
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Boy 1: nafoinuraopjpfohbnaib efviafi fr vacoberhiav olsdbihva ldfersvb
Boy 2:ln ahief bibriha vpi bnfvi derfvib aiper jvgpaifrivnspr
Boy 1: jdf pavbbnf9dbhj[aignr pvia erfvaonfcjok aerlosvbli
Boy 3:nd viabodfisgn vbosf voi ebso fvht bsor gis
Boy 2: if avi pbis fhbnir evioazsbnjfsdjkhavk bivabervgah ifiofer bsvloir tps rip ff
Boy 1: jkf vsrhnrupfvjinfrs vi bprtbvo jse
Boy 4:n raipv rivgpgarbegjsortgubie sklnbjk bkx on[a
Boy 5: afodebns itrgbni hgl vjtj vsjor npvbi srij bvgipa nreg perngonasv
Quote 4
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Girl: Like OMG!
Boy: Wackish, girl!
Quote 5
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(Explosion)
Random person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Other random person: HAHA!
Quote 6
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Wario: Wa, this is a great book!
Waluigi: Ah! Can't you go five minutes without saying Wa?
Wario: No.
Waluigi: Let's make a bet anyway.
Wario: Wa! That'll be easy! Wa! Wa! WA.
Quote 7
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Dentist: Okay, say aahh. Francisco Domingo Joaquim: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Dentist: Wow, this is huge. Can you kiss me? Francisco: Why? Dentist: I want to see if my whole face gets wet. Francisco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH (smooch) Dentist: Ew, my whole body is wet.